So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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