i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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