The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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