Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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