let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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