Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
smell my finger.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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