i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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