Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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