u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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