Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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