we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
There are leaves in my underwear?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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