Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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