Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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