He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Drunk is a universal language darling
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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