She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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