So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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