Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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