Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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