Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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