I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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