i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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