if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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