I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
