you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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