We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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