Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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