how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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