Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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