just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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