whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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