I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
