I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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