Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
