Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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