So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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