and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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