You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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