i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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