Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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