Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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