I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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