you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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