I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Sober January is a disaster.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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