And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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