just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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