Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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