He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
