there were more penises there than on chat roulette
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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