i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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