Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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