people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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