I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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