are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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