I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This baby is an asshole
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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