Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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